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 Chapter XIX                                           
 Moving On
 
 
 It is the long vacation in the regions of Chancery Lane.  The good 
 ships Law and Equity, those teak-built, copper-bottomed, iron-
 fastened, brazen-faced, and not by any means fast-sailing clippers 
 are laid up in ordinary.  The Flying Dutchman, with a crew of 
 ghostly clients imploring all whom they may encounter to peruse 
 their papers, has drifted, for the time being, heaven knows where.  
 The courts are all shut up; the public offices lie in a hot sleep.  
 Westminster Hall itself is a shady solitude where nightingales 
 might sing, and a tenderer class of suitors than is usually found 
 there, walk.
 
 The Temple, Chancery Lane, Serjeants' Inn, and Lincoln's Inn even 
 unto the Fields are like tidal harbours at low water, where 
 stranded proceedings, offices at anchor, idle clerks lounging on 
 lop-sided stools that will not recover their perpendicular until 
 the current of Term sets in, lie high and dry upon the ooze of the 
 long vacation.  Outer doors of chambers are shut up by the score, 
 messages and parcels are to be left at the Porter's Lodge by the 
 bushel.  A crop of grass would grow in the chinks of the stone 
 pavement outside Lincoln's Inn Hall, but that the ticket-porters, 
 who have nothing to do beyond sitting in the shade there, with 
 their white aprons over their heads to keep the flies off, grub it 
 up and eat it thoughtfully.
 
 There is only one judge in town.  Even he only comes twice a week 
 to sit in chambers.  If the country folks of those assize towns on 
 his circuit could see him now!  No full-bottomed wig, no red 
 petticoats, no fur, no javelin-men, no white wands.  Merely a 
 close-shaved gentleman in white trousers and a white hat, with sea-
 bronze on the judicial countenance, and a strip of bark peeled by 
 the solar rays from the judicial nose, who calls in at the shell-
 fish shop as he comes along and drinks iced ginger-beer!
 
 The bar of England is scattered over the face of the earth.  How 
 England can get on through four long summer months without its bar
 --which is its acknowledged refuge in adversity and its only 
 legitimate triumph in prosperity--is beside the question; assuredly 
 that shield and buckler of Britannia are not in present wear.  The 
 learned gentleman who is always so tremendously indignant at the 
 unprecedented outrage committed on the feelings of his client by 
 the opposite party that he never seems likely to recover it is 
 doing infinitely better than might be expected in Switzerland.  The 
 learned gentleman who does the withering business and who blights 
 all opponents with his gloomy sarcasm is as merry as a grig at a 
 French watering-place.  The learned gentleman who weeps by the pint 
 on the smallest provocation has not shed a tear these six weeks.  
 The very learned gentleman who has cooled the natural heat of his 
 gingery complexion in pools and fountains of law until he has 
 become great in knotty arguments for term-time, when he poses the 
 drowsy bench with legal "chaff," inexplicable to the uninitiated 
 and to most of the initiated too, is roaming, with a characteristic 
 delight in aridity and dust, about Constantinople.  Other dispersed 
 fragments of the same great palladium are to be found on the canals 
 of Venice, at the second cataract of the Nile, in the baths of 
 Germany, and sprinkled on the sea-sand all over the English coast.  
 Scarcely one is to be encountered in the deserted region of 
 Chancery Lane.  If such a lonely member of the bar do flit across 
 the waste and come upon a prowling suitor who is unable to leave 
 off haunting the scenes of his anxiety, they frighten one another 
 and retreat into opposite shades.
 
 It is the hottest long vacation known for many years.  All the 
 young clerks are madly in love, and according to their various 
 degrees, pine for bliss with the beloved object, at Margate, 
 Ramsgate, or Gravesend.  All the middle-aged clerks think their 
 families too large.  All the unowned dogs who stray into the Inns 
 of Court and pant about staircases and other dry places seeking 
 water give short howls of aggravation.  All the blind men's dogs in 
 the streets draw their masters against pumps or trip them over 
 buckets.  A shop with a sun-blind, and a watered pavement, and a 
 bowl of gold and silver fish in the window, is a sanctuary.  Temple 
 Bar gets so hot that it is, to the adjacent Strand and Fleet 
 Street, what a heater is in an urn, and keeps them simmering all 
 night.
 
 There are offices about the Inns of Court in which a man might be 
 cool, if any coolness were worth purchasing at such a price in 
 dullness; but the little thoroughfares immediately outside those 
 retirements seem to blaze.  In Mr. Krook's court, it is so hot that 
 the people turn their houses inside out and sit in chairs upon the 
 pavement--Mr. Krook included, who there pursues his studies, with 
 his cat (who never is too hot) by his side.  The Sol's Arms has 
 discontinued the Harmonic Meetings for the season, and Little 
 Swills is engaged at the Pastoral Gardens down the river, where he 
 comes out in quite an innocent manner and sings comic ditties of a 
 juvenile complexion calculated (as the bill says) not to wound the 
 feelings of the most fastidious mind.
 
 Over all the legal neighbourhood there hangs, like some great veil 
 of rust or gigantic cobweb, the idleness and pensiveness of the 
 long vacation.  Mr. Snagsby, law-stationer of Cook's Court, 
 Cursitor Street, is sensible of the influence not only in his mind 
 as a sympathetic and contemplative man, but also in his business as 
 a law-stationer aforesaid.  He has more leisure for musing in 
 Staple Inn and in the Rolls Yard during the long vacation than at 
 other seasons, and he says to the two 'prentices, what a thing it 
 is in such hot weather to think that you live in an island with the 
 sea a-rolling and a-bowling right round you.
 
 Guster is busy in the little drawing-room on this present afternoon 
 in the long vacation, when Mr. and Mrs. Snagsby have it in 
 contemplation to receive company.  The expected guests are rather 
 select than numerous, being Mr. and Mrs. Chadband and no more.  
 From Mr. Chadband's being much given to describe himself, both 
 verbally and in writing, as a vessel, he is occasionally mistaken 
 by strangers for a gentleman connected with navigation, but he is, 
 as he expresses it, "in the ministry."  Mr. Chadband is attached to 
 no particular denomination and is considered by his persecutors to 
 have nothing so very remarkable to say on the greatest of subjects 
 as to render his volunteering, on his own account, at all incumbent 
 on his conscience; but he has his followers, and Mrs. Snagsby is of 
 the number.  Mrs. Snagsby has but recently taken a passage upward 
 by the vessel, Chadband; and her attention was attracted to that 
 Bark A 1 when she was something flushed by the hot weather.
 
 "My little woman," says Mr. Snagsby to the sparrows in Staple Inn, 
 "likes to have her religion rather sharp, you see!"
 
 So Guster, much impressed by regarding herself for the time as the 
 handmaid of Chadband, whom she knows to be endowed with the gift of 
 holding forth for four hours at a stretch, prepares the little 
 drawing-room for tea.  All the furniture is shaken and dusted, the 
 portraits of Mr. and Mrs. Snagsby are touched up with a wet cloth, 
 the best tea-service is set forth, and there is excellent provision 
 made of dainty new bread, crusty twists, cool fresh butter, thin 
 slices of ham, tongue, and German sausage, and delicate little rows 
 of anchovies nestling in parsley, not to mention new-laid eggs, to 
 be brought up warm in a napkin, and hot buttered toast.  For 
 Chadband is rather a consuming vessel--the persecutors say a 
 gorging vessel--and can wield such weapons of the flesh as a knife 
 and fork remarkably well.
 
 Mr. Snagsby in his best coat, looking at all the preparations when 
 they are completed and coughing his cough of deference behind his 
 hand, says to Mrs. Snagsby, "At what time did you expect Mr. and 
 Mrs. Chadband, my love?"
 
 "At six," says Mrs. Snagsby.
 
 Mr. Snagsby observes in a mild and casual way that "it's gone 
 that."
 
 "Perhaps you'd like to begin without them," is Mrs. Snagsby's 
 reproachful remark.
 
 Mr. Snagsby does look as if he would like it very much, but he 
 says, with his cough of mildness, "No, my dear, no.  I merely named 
 the time."
 
 "What's time," says Mrs. Snagsby, "to eternity?"
 
 "Very true, my dear," says Mr. Snagsby.  "Only when a person lays 
 in victuals for tea, a person does it with a view--perhaps--more to 
 time.  And when a time is named for having tea, it's better to come 
 up to it."
 
 "To come up to it!" Mrs. Snagsby repeats with severity.  "Up to it!  
 As if Mr. Chadband was a fighter!"
 
 "Not at all, my dear," says Mr. Snagsby.
 
 Here, Guster, who had been looking out of the bedroom window, comes 
 rustling and scratching down the little staircase like a popular 
 ghost, and falling flushed into the drawing-room, announces that 
 Mr. and Mrs. Chadband have appeared in the court.  The bell at the 
 inner door in the passage immediately thereafter tinkling, she is 
 admonished by Mrs. Snagsby, on pain of instant reconsignment to her 
 patron saint, not to omit the ceremony of announcement.  Much 
 discomposed in her nerves (which were previously in the best order) 
 by this threat, she so fearfully mutilates that point of state as 
 to announce "Mr. and Mrs. Cheeseming, least which, Imeantersay, 
 whatsername!" and retires conscience-stricken from the presence.
 
 Mr. Chadband is a large yellow man with a fat smile and a general 
 appearance of having a good deal of train oil in his system.  Mrs. 
 Chadband is a stern, severe-looking, silent woman.  Mr. Chadband 
 moves softly and cumbrously, not unlike a bear who has been taught 
 to walk upright.  He is very much embarrassed about the arms, as if 
 they were inconvenient to him and he wanted to grovel, is very much 
 in a perspiration about the head, and never speaks without first 
 putting up his great hand, as delivering a token to his hearers 
 that he is going to edify them.
 
 "My friends," says Mr. Chadband, "peace be on this house!  On the 
 master thereof, on the mistress thereof, on the young maidens, and 
 on the young men!  My friends, why do I wish for peace?  What is 
 peace?  Is it war?  No.  Is it strife?  No.  Is it lovely, and 
 gentle, and beautiful, and pleasant, and serene, and joyful?  Oh, 
 yes!  Therefore, my friends, I wish for peace, upon you and upon 
 yours."
 
 In consequence of Mrs. Snagsby looking deeply edified, Mr. Snagsby 
 thinks it expedient on the whole to say amen, which is well 
 received.
 
 "Now, my friends," proceeds Mr. Chadband, "since I am upon this 
 theme--"
 
 Guster presents herself.  Mrs. Snagsby, in a spectral bass voice 
 and without removing her eyes from Chadband, says with dreadful 
 distinctness, "Go away!"
 
 "Now, my friends," says Chadband, "since I am upon this theme, and 
 in my lowly path improving it--"
 
 Guster is heard unaccountably to murmur "one thousing seven hundred 
 and eighty-two."  The spectral voice repeats more solemnly, "Go 
 away!"
 
 "Now, my friends," says Mr. Chadband, "we will inquire in a spirit 
 of love--"
 
 Still Guster reiterates "one thousing seven hundred and eighty-
 two."
 
 Mr. Chadband, pausing with the resignation of a man accustomed to 
 be persecuted and languidly folding up his chin into his fat smile, 
 says, "Let us hear the maiden!  Speak, maiden!"
 
 "One thousing seven hundred and eighty-two, if you please, sir.  
 Which he wish to know what the shilling ware for," says Guster, 
 breathless.
 
 "For?" returns Mrs. Chadband.  "For his fare!"
 
 Guster replied that "he insistes on one and eightpence or on 
 summonsizzing the party."  Mrs. Snagsby and Mrs. Chadband are 
 proceeding to grow shrill in indignation when Mr. Chadband quiets 
 the tumult by lifting up his hand.
 
 "My friends," says he, "I remember a duty unfulfilled yesterday.  
 It is right that I should be chastened in some penalty.  I ought 
 not to murmur.  Rachael, pay the eightpence!"
 
 While Mrs. Snagsby, drawing her breath, looks hard at Mr. Snagsby, 
 as who should say, "You hear this apostle!" and while Mr. Chadband 
 glows with humility and train oil, Mrs. Chadband pays the money.  
 It is Mr. Chadband's habit--it is the head and front of his 
 pretensions indeed--to keep this sort of debtor and creditor 
 account in the smallest items and to post it publicly on the most 
 trivial occasions.
 
 "My friends," says Chadband, "eightpence is not much; it might 
 justly have been one and fourpence; it might justly have been half 
 a crown.  O let us be joyful, joyful!  O let us be joyful!"
 
 With which remark, which appears from its sound to be an extract in 
 verse, Mr. Chadband stalks to the table, and before taking a chair, 
 lifts up his admonitory hand.
 
 "My friends," says he, "what is this which we now behold as being 
 spread before us?  Refreshment.  Do we need refreshment then, my 
 friends?  We do.  And why do we need refreshment, my friends?  
 Because we are but mortal, because we are but sinful, because we 
 are but of the earth, because we are not of the air.  Can we fly, 
 my friends?  We cannot.  Why can we not fly, my friends?"
 
 Mr. Snagsby, presuming on the success of his last point, ventures 
 to observe in a cheerful and rather knowing tone, "No wings."  But 
 is immediately frowned down by Mrs. Snagsby.
 
 "I say, my friends," pursues Mr. Chadband, utterly rejecting and 
 obliterating Mr. Snagsby's suggestion, "why can we not fly?  Is it 
 because we are calculated to walk?  It is.  Could we walk, my 
 friends, without strength?  We could not.  What should we do 
 without strength, my friends?  Our legs would refuse to bear us, 
 our knees would double up, our ankles would turn over, and we 
 should come to the ground.  Then from whence, my friends, in a 
 human point of view, do we derive the strength that is necessary to 
 our limbs?  Is it," says Chadband, glancing over the table, "from 
 bread in various forms, from butter which is churned from the milk 
 which is yielded unto us by the cow, from the eggs which are laid 
 by the fowl, from ham, from tongue, from sausage, and from such 
 like?  It is.  Then let us partake of the good things which are set 
 before us!"
 
 The persecutors denied that there was any particular gift in Mr. 
 Chadband's piling verbose flights of stairs, one upon another, 
 after this fashion.  But this can only be received as a proof of 
 their determination to persecute, since it must be within 
 everybody's experience that the Chadband style of oratory is widely 
 received and much admired.
 
 Mr. Chadband, however, having concluded for the present, sits down 
 at Mr. Snagsby's table and lays about him prodigiously.  The 
 conversion of nutriment of any sort into oil of the quality already 
 mentioned appears to be a process so inseparable from the 
 constitution of this exemplary vessel that in beginning to eat and 
 drink, he may be described as always becoming a kind of 
 considerable oil mills or other large factory for the production of 
 that article on a wholesale scale.  On the present evening of the 
 long vacation, in Cook's Court, Cursitor Street, he does such a 
 powerful stroke of business that the warehouse appears to be quite 
 full when the works cease.
 
 At this period of the entertainment, Guster, who has never 
 recovered her first failure, but has neglected no possible or 
 impossible means of bringing the establishment and herself into 
 contempt--among which may be briefly enumerated her unexpectedly 
 performing clashing military music on Mr. Chadband's head with 
 plates, and afterwards crowning that gentleman with muffins--at 
 which period of the entertainment, Guster whispers Mr. Snagsby that 
 he is wanted.
 
 "And being wanted in the--not to put too fine a point upon it--in 
 the shop," says Mr. Snagsby, rising, "perhaps this good company 
 will excuse me for half a minute."
 
 Mr. Snagsby descends and finds the two 'prentices intently 
 contemplating a police constable, who holds a ragged boy by the 
 arm.
 
 "Why, bless my heart," says Mr. Snagsby, "what's the matter!"
 
 "This boy," says the constable, "although he's repeatedly told to, 
 won't move on--"
 
 "I'm always a-moving on, sar, cries the boy, wiping away his grimy 
 tears with his arm.  "I've always been a-moving and a-moving on, 
 ever since I was born.  Where can I possibly move to, sir, more nor 
 I do move!"
 
 "He won't move on," says the constable calmly, with a slight 
 professional hitch of his neck involving its better settlement in 
 his stiff stock, "although he has been repeatedly cautioned, and 
 therefore I am obliged to take him into custody.  He's as obstinate 
 a young gonoph as I know.  He WON'T move on."
 
 "Oh, my eye!  Where can I move to!" cries the boy, clutching quite 
 desperately at his hair and beating his bare feet upon the floor of 
 Mr. Snagsby's passage.
 
 "Don't you come none of that or I shall make blessed short work of 
 you!" says the constable, giving him a passionless shake.  "My 
 instructions are that you are to move on.  I have told you so five 
 hundred times."
 
 "But where?" cries the boy.
 
 "Well!  Really, constable, you know," says Mr. Snagsby wistfully, 
 and coughing behind his hand his cough of great perplexity and 
 doubt, "really, that does seem a question.  Where, you know?"
 
 "My instructions don't go to that," replies the constable.  "My 
 instructions are that this boy is to move on."
 
 Do you hear, Jo?  It is nothing to you or to any one else that the 
 great lights of the parliamentary sky have failed for some few 
 years in this business to set you the example of moving on.  The 
 one grand recipe remains for you--the profound philosophical 
 prescription--the be-all and the end-all of your strange existence 
 upon earth.  Move on!  You are by no means to move off, Jo, for the 
 great lights can't at all agree about that.  Move on!
 
 Mr. Snagsby says nothing to this effect, says nothing at all 
 indeed, but coughs his forlornest cough, expressive of no 
 thoroughfare in any direction.  By this time Mr. and Mrs. Chadband 
 and Mrs. Snagsby, hearing the altercation, have appeared upon the 
 stairs.  Guster having never left the end of the passage, the whole 
 household are assembled.
 
 "The simple question is, sir," says the constable, "whether you 
 know this boy.  He says you do."
 
 Mrs. Snagsby, from her elevation, instantly cries out, "No he 
 don't!"
 
 "My lit-tle woman!" says Mr. Snagsby, looking up the staircase.  
 "My love, permit me!  Pray have a moment's patience, my dear.  I do 
 know something of this lad, and in what I know of him, I can't say 
 that there's any harm; perhaps on the contrary, constable."  To 
 whom the law-stationer relates his Joful and woful experience, 
 suppressing the half-crown fact.
 
 "Well!" says the constable, "so far, it seems, he had grounds for 
 what he said.  When I took him into custody up in Holborn, he said 
 you knew him.  Upon that, a young man who was in the crowd said he 
 was acquainted with you, and you were a respectable housekeeper, 
 and if I'd call and make the inquiry, he'd appear.  The young man 
 don't seem inclined to keep his word, but--  Oh! Here IS the young 
 man!"
 
 Enter Mr. Guppy, who nods to Mr. Snagsby and touches his hat with 
 the chivalry of clerkship to the ladies on the stairs.
 
 "I was strolling away from the office just now when I found this 
 row going on," says Mr. Guppy to the law-stationer, "and as your 
 name was mentioned, I thought it was right the thing should be 
 looked into."
 
 "It was very good-natured of you, sir," says Mr. Snagsby, "and I am 
 obliged to you."  And Mr. Snagsby again relates his experience, 
 again suppressing the half-crown fact.
 
 "Now, I know where you live," says the constable, then, to Jo.  
 "You live down in Tom-all-Alone's.  That's a nice innocent place to 
 live in, ain't it?"
 
 "I can't go and live in no nicer place, sir," replies Jo.  "They 
 wouldn't have nothink to say to me if I wos to go to a nice 
 innocent place fur to live.  Who ud go and let a nice innocent 
 lodging to such a reg'lar one as me!"
 
 "You are very poor, ain't you?" says the constable.
 
 "Yes, I am indeed, sir, wery poor in gin'ral," replies Jo.  "I 
 leave you to judge now!  I shook these two half-crowns out of him," 
 says the constable, producing them to the company, "in only putting 
 my hand upon him!"
 
 "They're wot's left, Mr. Snagsby," says Jo, "out of a sov-ring as 
 wos give me by a lady in a wale as sed she wos a servant and as 
 come to my crossin one night and asked to be showd this 'ere ouse 
 and the ouse wot him as you giv the writin to died at, and the 
 berrin-ground wot he's berrid in.  She ses to me she ses 'are you 
 the boy at the inkwhich?' she ses.  I ses 'yes' I ses.  She ses to 
 me she ses 'can you show me all them places?'  I ses 'yes I can' I 
 ses.  And she ses to me 'do it' and I dun it and she giv me a 
 sov'ring and hooked it.  And I an't had much of the sov'ring 
 neither," says Jo, with dirty tears, "fur I had to pay five bob, 
 down in Tom-all-Alone's, afore they'd square it fur to give me 
 change, and then a young man he thieved another five while I was 
 asleep and another boy he thieved ninepence and the landlord he 
 stood drains round with a lot more on it."
 
 "You don't expect anybody to believe this, about the lady and the 
 sovereign, do you?" says the constable, eyeing him aside with 
 ineffable disdain.
 
 "I don't know as I do, sir," replies Jo.  "I don't expect nothink 
 at all, sir, much, but that's the true hist'ry on it."
 
 "You see what he is!" the constable observes to the audience.  
 "Well, Mr. Snagsby, if I don't lock him up this time, will you 
 engage for his moving on?"
 
 "No!" cries Mrs. Snagsby from the stairs.
 
 "My little woman!" pleads her husband.  "Constable, I have no doubt 
 he'll move on.  You know you really must do it," says Mr. Snagsby.
 
 "I'm everyways agreeable, sir," says the hapless Jo.
 
 "Do it, then," observes the constable.  "You know what you have got 
 to do.  Do it!  And recollect you won't get off so easy next time.  
 Catch hold of your money.  Now, the sooner you're five mile off, 
 the better for all parties."
 
 With this farewell hint and pointing generally to the setting sun 
 as a likely place to move on to, the constable bids his auditors 
 good afternoon and makes the echoes of Cook's Court perform slow 
 music for him as he walks away on the shady side, carrying his 
 iron-bound hat in his hand for a little ventilation.
 
 Now, Jo's improbable story concerning the lady and the sovereign 
 has awakened more or less the curiosity of all the company.  Mr. 
 Guppy, who has an inquiring mind in matters of evidence and who has 
 been suffering severely from the lassitude of the long vacation, 
 takes that interest in the case that he enters on a regular cross-
 examination of the witness, which is found so interesting by the 
 ladies that Mrs. Snagsby politely invites him to step upstairs and 
 drink a cup of tea, if he will excuse the disarranged state of the 
 tea-table, consequent on their previous exertions.  Mr. Guppy 
 yielding his assent to this proposal, Jo is requested to follow 
 into the drawing-room doorway, where Mr. Guppy takes him in hand as 
 a witness, patting him into this shape, that shape, and the other 
 shape like a butterman dealing with so much butter, and worrying 
 him according to the best models.  Nor is the examination unlike 
 many such model displays, both in respect of its eliciting nothing 
 and of its being lengthy, for Mr. Guppy is sensible of his talent, 
 and Mrs. Snagsby feels not only that it gratifies her inquisitive 
 disposition, but that it lifts her husband's establishment higher 
 up in the law.  During the progress of this keen encounter, the 
 vessel Chadband, being merely engaged in the oil trade, gets 
 aground and waits to be floated off.
 
 "Well!" says Mr. Guppy.  "Either this boy sticks to it like 
 cobbler's-wax or there is something out of the common here that 
 beats anything that ever came into my way at Kenge and Carboy's."
 
 Mrs. Chadband whispers Mrs. Snagsby, who exclaims, "You don't say 
 so!"
 
 "For years!" replied Mrs. Chadband.
 
 "Has known Kenge and Carboy's office for years," Mrs. Snagsby 
 triumphantly explains to Mr. Guppy.  "Mrs. Chadband--this 
 gentleman's wife--Reverend Mr. Chadband."
 
 "Oh, indeed!" says Mr. Guppy.
 
 "Before I married my present husband," says Mrs. Chadband.
 
 "Was you a party in anything, ma'am?" says Mr. Guppy, transferring 
 his cross-examination.
 
 "No."
 
 "NOT a party in anything, ma'am?" says Mr. Guppy.
 
 Mrs. Chadband shakes her head.
 
 "Perhaps you were acquainted with somebody who was a party in 
 something, ma'am?" says Mr. Guppy, who likes nothing better than to 
 model his conversation on forensic principles.
 
 "Not exactly that, either," replies Mrs. Chadband, humouring the 
 joke with a hard-favoured smile.
 
 "Not exactly that, either!" repeats Mr. Guppy.  "Very good.  Pray, 
 ma'am, was it a lady of your acquaintance who had some transactions 
 (we will not at present say what transactions) with Kenge and 
 Carboy's office, or was it a gentleman of your acquaintance?  Take 
 time, ma'am.  We shall come to it presently.  Man or woman, ma'am?"
 
 "Neither," says Mrs. Chadband as before.
 
 "Oh!  A child!" says Mr. Guppy, throwing on the admiring Mrs. 
 Snagsby the regular acute professional eye which is thrown on 
 British jurymen.  "Now, ma'am, perhaps you'll have the kindness to 
 tell us WHAT child."
 
 "You have got it at last, sir," says Mrs. Chadband with another 
 hard-favoured smile.  "Well, sir, it was before your time, most 
 likely, judging from your appearance.  I was left in charge of a 
 child named Esther Summerson, who was put out in life by Messrs. 
 Kenge and Carboy."
 
 "Miss Summerson, ma'am!" cries Mr. Guppy, excited.
 
 "I call her Esther Summerson," says Mrs. Chadband with austerity.  
 "There was no Miss-ing of the girl in my time.  It was Esther.  
 'Esther, do this!  Esther, do that!' and she was made to do it."
 
 "My dear ma'am," returns Mr. Guppy, moving across the small 
 apartment, "the humble individual who now addresses you received 
 that young lady in London when she first came here from the 
 establishment to which you have alluded.  Allow me to have the 
 pleasure of taking you by the hand."
 
 Mr. Chadband, at last seeing his opportunity, makes his accustomed 
 signal and rises with a smoking head, which he dabs with his 
 pocket-handkerchief.  Mrs. Snagsby whispers "Hush!"
 
 "My friends," says Chadband, "we have partaken in moderation" 
 (which was certainly not the case so far as he was concerned) "of 
 the comforts which have been provided for us.  May this house live 
 upon the fatness of the land; may corn and wine be plentiful 
 therein; may it grow, may it thrive, may it prosper, may it 
 advance, may it proceed, may it press forward!  But, my friends, 
 have we partaken of any-hing else?  We have.  My friends, of what 
 else have we partaken?  Of spiritual profit?  Yes.  From whence 
 have we derived that spiritual profit?  My young friend, stand 
 forth!"
 
 Jo, thus apostrophized, gives a slouch backward, and another slouch 
 forward, and another slouch to each side, and confronts the 
 eloquent Chadband with evident doubts of his intentions.
 
 "My young friend," says Chadband, "you are to us a pearl, you are 
 to us a diamond, you are to us a gem, you are to us a jewel.  And 
 why, my young friend?"
 
 "I don't know," replies Jo.  "I don't know nothink."
 
 "My young friend," says Chadband, "it is because you know nothing 
 that you are to us a gem and jewel.  For what are you, my young 
 friend?  Are you a beast of the field?  No.  A bird of the air?  
 No.  A fish of the sea or river?  No.  You are a human boy, my 
 young friend.  A human boy.  O glorious to be a human boy!  And why 
 glorious, my young friend?  Because you are capable of receiving 
 the lessons of wisdom, because you are capable of profiting by this 
 discourse which I now deliver for your good, because you are not a 
 stick, or a staff, or a stock, or a stone, or a post, or a pillar.
 
 
      O running stream of sparkling joy
      To be a soaring human boy!
 
 
 And do you cool yourself in that stream now, my young friend?  No.  
 Why do you not cool yourself in that stream now?  Because you are 
 in a state of darkness, because you are in a state of obscurity, 
 because you are in a state of sinfulness, because you are in a 
 state of bondage.  My young friend, what is bondage?  Let us, in a 
 spirit of love, inquire."
 
 At this threatening stage of the discourse, Jo, who seems to have 
 been gradually going out of his mind, smears his right arm over his 
 face and gives a terrible yawn.  Mrs. Snagsby indignantly expresses 
 her belief that he is a limb of the arch-fiend.
 
 "My friends," says Mr. Chadband with his persecuted chin folding 
 itself into its fat smile again as he looks round, "it is right 
 that I should be humbled, it is right that I should be tried, it is 
 right that I should be mortified, it is right that I should be 
 corrected.  I stumbled, on Sabbath last, when I thought with pride 
 of my three hours' improving.  The account is now favourably 
 balanced: my creditor has accepted a composition.  O let us be 
 joyful, joyful!  O let us be joyful!"
 
 Great sensation on the part of Mrs. Snagsby.
 
 "My friends," says Chadband, looking round him in conclusion, "I 
 will not proceed with my young friend now.  Will you come to-
 morrow, my young friend, and inquire of this good lady where I am 
 to be found to deliver a discourse unto you, and will you come like 
 the thirsty swallow upon the next day, and upon the day after that, 
 and upon the day after that, and upon many pleasant days, to hear 
 discourses?"  (This with a cow-like lightness.)
 
 Jo, whose immediate object seems to be to get away on any terms, 
 gives a shuffling nod.  Mr. Guppy then throws him a penny, and Mrs. 
 Snagsby calls to Guster to see him safely out of the house.  But 
 before he goes downstairs, Mr. Snagsby loads him with some broken 
 meats from the table, which he carries away, hugging in his arms.
 
 So, Mr. Chadband--of whom the persecutors say that it is no wonder 
 he should go on for any length of time uttering such abominable 
 nonsense, but that the wonder rather is that he should ever leave 
 off, having once the audacity to begin--retires into private life 
 until he invests a little capital of supper in the oil-trade.  Jo 
 moves on, through the long vacation, down to Blackfriars Bridge, 
 where he finds a baking stony corner wherein to settle to his 
 repast.
 
 And there he sits, munching and gnawing, and looking up at the 
 great cross on the summit of St. Paul's Cathedral, glittering above 
 a red-and-violet-tinted cloud of smoke.  From the boy's face one 
 might suppose that sacred emblem to be, in his eyes, the crowning 
 confusion of the great, confused city--so golden, so high up, so 
 far out of his reach.  There he sits, the sun going down, the river 
 running fast, the crowd flowing by him in two streams--everything 
 moving on to some purpose and to one end--until he is stirred up 
 and told to "move on" too.
 
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