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Barnaby Rudge

Chapter 30




A homely proverb recognises the existence of a troublesome class of
persons who, having an inch conceded them, will take an ell. Not
to quote the illustrious examples of those heroic scourges of
mankind, whose amiable path in life has been from birth to death
through blood, and fire, and ruin, and who would seem to have
existed for no better purpose than to teach mankind that as the
absence of pain is pleasure, so the earth, purged of their
presence, may be deemed a blessed place--not to quote such mighty
instances, it will be sufficient to refer to old John Willet.

Old John having long encroached a good standard inch, full measure,
on the liberty of Joe, and having snipped off a Flemish ell in the
matter of the parole, grew so despotic and so great, that his
thirst for conquest knew no bounds. The more young Joe submitted,
the more absolute old John became. The ell soon faded into
nothing. Yards, furlongs, miles arose; and on went old John in the
pleasantest manner possible, trimming off an exuberance in this
place, shearing away some liberty of speech or action in that, and
conducting himself in his small way with as much high mightiness
and majesty, as the most glorious tyrant that ever had his statue
reared in the public ways, of ancient or of modern times.

As great men are urged on to the abuse of power (when they need
urging, which is not often), by their flatterers and dependents, so
old John was impelled to these exercises of authority by the
applause and admiration of his Maypole cronies, who, in the
intervals of their nightly pipes and pots, would shake their heads
and say that Mr Willet was a father of the good old English sort;
that there were no new-fangled notions or modern ways in him; that
he put them in mind of what their fathers were when they were boys;
that there was no mistake about him; that it would be well for the
country if there were more like him, and more was the pity that
there were not; with many other original remarks of that nature.
Then they would condescendingly give Joe to understand that it was
all for his good, and he would be thankful for it one day; and in
particular, Mr Cobb would acquaint him, that when he was his age,
his father thought no more of giving him a parental kick, or a box
on the ears, or a cuff on the head, or some little admonition of
that sort, than he did of any other ordinary duty of life; and he
would further remark, with looks of great significance, that but
for this judicious bringing up, he might have never been the man he
was at that present speaking; which was probable enough, as he was,
beyond all question, the dullest dog of the party. In short,
between old John and old John's friends, there never was an
unfortunate young fellow so bullied, badgered, worried, fretted,
and brow-beaten; so constantly beset, or made so tired of his life,
as poor Joe Willet.

This had come to be the recognised and established state of things;
but as John was very anxious to flourish his supremacy before the
eyes of Mr Chester, he did that day exceed himself, and did so
goad and chafe his son and heir, that but for Joe's having made a
solemn vow to keep his hands in his pockets when they were not
otherwise engaged, it is impossible to say what he might have done
with them. But the longest day has an end, and at length Mr
Chester came downstairs to mount his horse, which was ready at the
door.

As old John was not in the way at the moment, Joe, who was sitting
in the bar ruminating on his dismal fate and the manifold
perfections of Dolly Varden, ran out to hold the guest's stirrup
and assist him to mount. Mr Chester was scarcely in the saddle,
and Joe was in the very act of making him a graceful bow, when old
John came diving out of the porch, and collared him.

'None of that, sir,' said John, 'none of that, sir. No breaking of
patroles. How dare you come out of the door, sir, without leave?
You're trying to get away, sir, are you, and to make a traitor of
yourself again? What do you mean, sir?'

'Let me go, father,' said Joe, imploringly, as he marked the smile
upon their visitor's face, and observed the pleasure his disgrace
afforded him. 'This is too bad. Who wants to get away?'

'Who wants to get away!' cried John, shaking him. 'Why you do,
sir, you do. You're the boy, sir,' added John, collaring with one
band, and aiding the effect of a farewell bow to the visitor with
the other, 'that wants to sneak into houses, and stir up
differences between noble gentlemen and their sons, are you, eh?
Hold your tongue, sir.'

Joe made no effort to reply. It was the crowning circumstance of
his degradation. He extricated himself from his father's grasp,
darted an angry look at the departing guest, and returned into the
house.

'But for her,' thought Joe, as he threw his arms upon a table in
the common room, and laid his head upon them, 'but for Dolly, who I
couldn't bear should think me the rascal they would make me out to
be if I ran away, this house and I should part to-night.'

It being evening by this time, Solomon Daisy, Tom Cobb, and Long
Parkes, were all in the common room too, and had from the window
been witnesses of what had just occurred. Mr Willet joining them
soon afterwards, received the compliments of the company with great
composure, and lighting his pipe, sat down among them.

'We'll see, gentlemen,' said John, after a long pause, 'who's the
master of this house, and who isn't. We'll see whether boys are to
govern men, or men are to govern boys.'

'And quite right too,' assented Solomon Daisy with some approving
nods; 'quite right, Johnny. Very good, Johnny. Well said, Mr
Willet. Brayvo, sir.'

John slowly brought his eyes to bear upon him, looked at him for a
long time, and finally made answer, to the unspeakable
consternation of his hearers, 'When I want encouragement from you,
sir, I'll ask you for it. You let me alone, sir. I can get on
without you, I hope. Don't you tackle me, sir, if you please.'

'Don't take it ill, Johnny; I didn't mean any harm,' pleaded the
little man.

'Very good, sir,' said John, more than usually obstinate after his
late success. 'Never mind, sir. I can stand pretty firm of
myself, sir, I believe, without being shored up by you.' And
having given utterance to this retort, Mr Willet fixed his eyes
upon the boiler, and fell into a kind of tobacco-trance.

The spirits of the company being somewhat damped by this
embarrassing line of conduct on the part of their host, nothing
more was said for a long time; but at length Mr Cobb took upon
himself to remark, as he rose to knock the ashes out of his pipe,
that he hoped Joe would thenceforth learn to obey his father in all
things; that he had found, that day, he was not one of the sort of
men who were to be trifled with; and that he would recommend him,
poetically speaking, to mind his eye for the future.

'I'd recommend you, in return,' said Joe, looking up with a flushed
face, 'not to talk to me.'

'Hold your tongue, sir,' cried Mr Willet, suddenly rousing himself,
and turning round.

'I won't, father,' cried Joe, smiting the table with his fist, so
that the jugs and glasses rung again; 'these things are hard enough
to bear from you; from anybody else I never will endure them any
more. Therefore I say, Mr Cobb, don't talk to me.'

'Why, who are you,' said Mr Cobb, sneeringly, 'that you're not to
be talked to, eh, Joe?'

To which Joe returned no answer, but with a very ominous shake of
the head, resumed his old position, which he would have peacefully
preserved until the house shut up at night, but that Mr Cobb,
stimulated by the wonder of the company at the young man's
presumption, retorted with sundry taunts, which proved too much for
flesh and blood to bear. Crowding into one moment the vexation and
the wrath of years, Joe started up, overturned the table, fell upon
his long enemy, pummelled him with all his might and main, and
finished by driving him with surprising swiftness against a heap of
spittoons in one corner; plunging into which, head foremost, with a
tremendous crash, he lay at full length among the ruins, stunned
and motionless. Then, without waiting to receive the compliments
of the bystanders on the victory be had won, he retreated to his
own bedchamber, and considering himself in a state of siege, piled
all the portable furniture against the door by way of barricade.

'I have done it now,' said Joe, as he sat down upon his bedstead
and wiped his heated face. 'I knew it would come at last. The
Maypole and I must part company. I'm a roving vagabond--she hates
me for evermore--it's all over!'

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Preface
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82

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