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 Chapter VIII                                           
 CHAPTER VIII - WASHINGTON.  THE LEGISLATURE.  AND THE PRESIDENT'S 
 HOUSE
 
 
 
 WE left Philadelphia by steamboat, at six o'clock one very cold 
 morning, and turned our faces towards Washington.
 
 In the course of this day's journey, as on subsequent occasions, we 
 encountered some Englishmen (small farmers, perhaps, or country 
 publicans at home) who were settled in America, and were travelling 
 on their own affairs.  Of all grades and kinds of men that jostle 
 one in the public conveyances of the States, these are often the 
 most intolerable and the most insufferable companions.  United to 
 every disagreeable characteristic that the worst kind of American 
 travellers possess, these countrymen of ours display an amount of 
 insolent conceit and cool assumption of superiority, quite 
 monstrous to behold.  In the coarse familiarity of their approach, 
 and the effrontery of their inquisitiveness (which they are in 
 great haste to assert, as if they panted to revenge themselves upon 
 the decent old restraints of home), they surpass any native 
 specimens that came within my range of observation:  and I often 
 grew so patriotic when I saw and heard them, that I would 
 cheerfully have submitted to a reasonable fine, if I could have 
 given any other country in the whole world, the honour of claiming 
 them for its children.
 
 As Washington may be called the head-quarters of tobacco-tinctured 
 saliva, the time is come when I must confess, without any disguise, 
 that the prevalence of those two odious practices of chewing and 
 expectorating began about this time to be anything but agreeable, 
 and soon became most offensive and sickening.  In all the public 
 places of America, this filthy custom is recognised.  In the courts 
 of law, the judge has his spittoon, the crier his, the witness his, 
 and the prisoner his; while the jurymen and spectators are provided 
 for, as so many men who in the course of nature must desire to spit 
 incessantly.  In the hospitals, the students of medicine are 
 requested, by notices upon the wall, to eject their tobacco juice 
 into the boxes provided for that purpose, and not to discolour the 
 stairs.  In public buildings, visitors are implored, through the 
 same agency, to squirt the essence of their quids, or 'plugs,' as I 
 have heard them called by gentlemen learned in this kind of 
 sweetmeat, into the national spittoons, and not about the bases of 
 the marble columns.  But in some parts, this custom is inseparably 
 mixed up with every meal and morning call, and with all the 
 transactions of social life.  The stranger, who follows in the 
 track I took myself, will find it in its full bloom and glory, 
 luxuriant in all its alarming recklessness, at Washington.  And let 
 him not persuade himself (as I once did, to my shame) that previous 
 tourists have exaggerated its extent.  The thing itself is an 
 exaggeration of nastiness, which cannot be outdone.
 
 On board this steamboat, there were two young gentlemen, with 
 shirt-collars reversed as usual, and armed with very big walking-
 sticks; who planted two seats in the middle of the deck, at a 
 distance of some four paces apart; took out their tobacco-boxes; 
 and sat down opposite each other, to chew.  In less than a quarter 
 of an hour's time, these hopeful youths had shed about them on the 
 clean boards, a copious shower of yellow rain; clearing, by that 
 means, a kind of magic circle, within whose limits no intruders 
 dared to come, and which they never failed to refresh and re-
 refresh before a spot was dry.  This being before breakfast, rather 
 disposed me, I confess, to nausea; but looking attentively at one 
 of the expectorators, I plainly saw that he was young in chewing, 
 and felt inwardly uneasy, himself.  A glow of delight came over me 
 at this discovery; and as I marked his face turn paler and paler, 
 and saw the ball of tobacco in his left cheek, quiver with his 
 suppressed agony, while yet he spat, and chewed, and spat again, in 
 emulation of his older friend, I could have fallen on his neck and 
 implored him to go on for hours.
 
 We all sat down to a comfortable breakfast in the cabin below, 
 where there was no more hurry or confusion than at such a meal in 
 England, and where there was certainly greater politeness exhibited 
 than at most of our stage-coach banquets.  At about nine o'clock we 
 arrived at the railroad station, and went on by the cars.  At noon 
 we turned out again, to cross a wide river in another steamboat; 
 landed at a continuation of the railroad on the opposite shore; and 
 went on by other cars; in which, in the course of the next hour or 
 so, we crossed by wooden bridges, each a mile in length, two 
 creeks, called respectively Great and Little Gunpowder.  The water 
 in both was blackened with flights of canvas-backed ducks, which 
 are most delicious eating, and abound hereabouts at that season of 
 the year.
 
 These bridges are of wood, have no parapet, and are only just wide 
 enough for the passage of the trains; which, in the event of the 
 smallest accident, wound inevitably be plunged into the river.  
 They are startling contrivances, and are most agreeable when 
 passed.
 
 We stopped to dine at Baltimore, and being now in Maryland, were 
 waited on, for the first time, by slaves.  The sensation of 
 exacting any service from human creatures who are bought and sold, 
 and being, for the time, a party as it were to their condition, is 
 not an enviable one.  The institution exists, perhaps, in its least 
 repulsive and most mitigated form in such a town as this; but it IS 
 slavery; and though I was, with respect to it, an innocent man, its 
 presence filled me with a sense of shame and self-reproach.
 
 After dinner, we went down to the railroad again, and took our 
 seats in the cars for Washington.  Being rather early, those men 
 and boys who happened to have nothing particular to do, and were 
 curious in foreigners, came (according to custom) round the 
 carriage in which I sat; let down all the windows; thrust in their 
 heads and shoulders; hooked themselves on conveniently, by their 
 elbows; and fell to comparing notes on the subject of my personal 
 appearance, with as much indifference as if I were a stuffed 
 figure.  I never gained so much uncompromising information with 
 reference to my own nose and eyes, and various impressions wrought 
 by my mouth and chin on different minds, and how my head looks when 
 it is viewed from behind, as on these occasions.  Some gentlemen 
 were only satisfied by exercising their sense of touch; and the 
 boys (who are surprisingly precocious in America) were seldom 
 satisfied, even by that, but would return to the charge over and 
 over again.  Many a budding president has walked into my room with 
 his cap on his head and his hands in his pockets, and stared at me 
 for two whole hours:  occasionally refreshing himself with a tweak 
 of his nose, or a draught from the water-jug; or by walking to the 
 windows and inviting other boys in the street below, to come up and 
 do likewise:  crying, 'Here he is!'  'Come on!'  'Bring all your 
 brothers!' with other hospitable entreaties of that nature.
 
 We reached Washington at about half-past six that evening, and had 
 upon the way a beautiful view of the Capitol, which is a fine 
 building of the Corinthian order, placed upon a noble and 
 commanding eminence.  Arrived at the hotel; I saw no more of the 
 place that night; being very tired, and glad to get to bed.
 
 Breakfast over next morning, I walk about the streets for an hour 
 or two, and, coming home, throw up the window in the front and 
 back, and look out.  Here is Washington, fresh in my mind and under 
 my eye.
 
 Take the worst parts of the City Road and Pentonville, or the 
 straggling outskirts of Paris, where the houses are smallest, 
 preserving all their oddities, but especially the small shops and 
 dwellings, occupied in Pentonville (but not in Washington) by 
 furniture-brokers, keepers of poor eating-houses, and fanciers of 
 birds.  Burn the whole down; build it up again in wood and plaster; 
 widen it a little; throw in part of St. John's Wood; put green 
 blinds outside all the private houses, with a red curtain and a 
 white one in every window; plough up all the roads; plant a great 
 deal of coarse turf in every place where it ought NOT to be; erect 
 three handsome buildings in stone and marble, anywhere, but the 
 more entirely out of everybody's way the better; call one the Post 
 Office; one the Patent Office, and one the Treasury; make it 
 scorching hot in the morning, and freezing cold in the afternoon, 
 with an occasional tornado of wind and dust; leave a brick-field 
 without the bricks, in all central places where a street may 
 naturally be expected:  and that's Washington.
 
 The hotel in which we live, is a long row of small houses fronting 
 on the street, and opening at the back upon a common yard, in which 
 hangs a great triangle.  Whenever a servant is wanted, somebody 
 beats on this triangle from one stroke up to seven, according to 
 the number of the house in which his presence is required; and as 
 all the servants are always being wanted, and none of them ever 
 come, this enlivening engine is in full performance the whole day 
 through.  Clothes are drying in the same yard; female slaves, with 
 cotton handkerchiefs twisted round their heads are running to and 
 fro on the hotel business; black waiters cross and recross with 
 dishes in their hands; two great dogs are playing upon a mound of 
 loose bricks in the centre of the little square; a pig is turning 
 up his stomach to the sun, and grunting 'that's comfortable!'; and 
 neither the men, nor the women, nor the dogs, nor the pig, nor any 
 created creature, takes the smallest notice of the triangle, which 
 is tingling madly all the time.
 
 I walk to the front window, and look across the road upon a long, 
 straggling row of houses, one story high, terminating, nearly 
 opposite, but a little to the left, in a melancholy piece of waste 
 ground with frowzy grass, which looks like a small piece of country 
 that has taken to drinking, and has quite lost itself.  Standing 
 anyhow and all wrong, upon this open space, like something meteoric 
 that has fallen down from the moon, is an odd, lop-sided, one-eyed 
 kind of wooden building, that looks like a church, with a flag-
 staff as long as itself sticking out of a steeple something larger 
 than a tea-chest.  Under the window is a small stand of coaches, 
 whose slave-drivers are sunning themselves on the steps of our 
 door, and talking idly together.  The three most obtrusive houses 
 near at hand are the three meanest.  On one - a shop, which never 
 has anything in the window, and never has the door open - is 
 painted in large characters, 'THE CITY LUNCH.'  At another, which 
 looks like a backway to somewhere else, but is an independent 
 building in itself, oysters are procurable in every style.  At the 
 third, which is a very, very little tailor's shop, pants are fixed 
 to order; or in other words, pantaloons are made to measure.  And 
 that is our street in Washington.
 
 It is sometimes called the City of Magnificent Distances, but it 
 might with greater propriety be termed the City of Magnificent 
 Intentions; for it is only on taking a bird's-eye view of it from 
 the top of the Capitol, that one can at all comprehend the vast 
 designs of its projector, an aspiring Frenchman.  Spacious avenues, 
 that begin in nothing, and lead nowhere; streets, mile-long, that 
 only want houses, roads and inhabitants; public buildings that need 
 but a public to be complete; and ornaments of great thoroughfares, 
 which only lack great thoroughfares to ornament - are its leading 
 features.  One might fancy the season over, and most of the houses 
 gone out of town for ever with their masters.  To the admirers of 
 cities it is a Barmecide Feast:  a pleasant field for the 
 imagination to rove in; a monument raised to a deceased project, 
 with not even a legible inscription to record its departed 
 greatness.
 
 Such as it is, it is likely to remain.  It was originally chosen 
 for the seat of Government, as a means of averting the conflicting 
 jealousies and interests of the different States; and very 
 probably, too, as being remote from mobs:  a consideration not to 
 be slighted, even in America.  It has no trade or commerce of its 
 own:  having little or no population beyond the President and his 
 establishment; the members of the legislature who reside there 
 during the session; the Government clerks and officers employed in 
 the various departments; the keepers of the hotels and boarding-
 houses; and the tradesmen who supply their tables.  It is very 
 unhealthy.  Few people would live in Washington, I take it, who 
 were not obliged to reside there; and the tides of emigration and 
 speculation, those rapid and regardless currents, are little likely 
 to flow at any time towards such dull and sluggish water.
 
 The principal features of the Capitol, are, of course, the two 
 houses of Assembly.  But there is, besides, in the centre of the 
 building, a fine rotunda, ninety-six feet in diameter, and ninety-
 six high, whose circular wall is divided into compartments, 
 ornamented by historical pictures.  Four of these have for their 
 subjects prominent events in the revolutionary struggle.  They were 
 painted by Colonel Trumbull, himself a member of Washington's staff 
 at the time of their occurrence; from which circumstance they 
 derive a peculiar interest of their own.  In this same hall Mr. 
 Greenough's large statue of Washington has been lately placed.  It 
 has great merits of course, but it struck me as being rather 
 strained and violent for its subject.  I could wish, however, to 
 have seen it in a better light than it can ever be viewed in, where 
 it stands.
 
 There is a very pleasant and commodious library in the Capitol; and 
 from a balcony in front, the bird's-eye view, of which I have just 
 spoken, may be had, together with a beautiful prospect of the 
 adjacent country.  In one of the ornamented portions of the 
 building, there is a figure of Justice; whereunto the Guide Book 
 says, 'the artist at first contemplated giving more of nudity, but 
 he was warned that the public sentiment in this country would not 
 admit of it, and in his caution he has gone, perhaps, into the 
 opposite extreme.'  Poor Justice! she has been made to wear much 
 stranger garments in America than those she pines in, in the 
 Capitol.  Let us hope that she has changed her dress-maker since 
 they were fashioned, and that the public sentiment of the country 
 did not cut out the clothes she hides her lovely figure in, just 
 now.
 
 The House of Representatives is a beautiful and spacious hall, of 
 semicircular shape, supported by handsome pillars.  One part of the 
 gallery is appropriated to the ladies, and there they sit in front 
 rows, and come in, and go out, as at a play or concert.  The chair 
 is canopied, and raised considerably above the floor of the House; 
 and every member has an easy chair and a writing desk to himself:  
 which is denounced by some people out of doors as a most 
 unfortunate and injudicious arrangement, tending to long sittings 
 and prosaic speeches.  It is an elegant chamber to look at, but a 
 singularly bad one for all purposes of hearing.  The Senate, which 
 is smaller, is free from this objection, and is exceedingly well 
 adapted to the uses for which it is designed.  The sittings, I need 
 hardly add, take place in the day; and the parliamentary forms are 
 modelled on those of the old country.
 
 I was sometimes asked, in my progress through other places, whether 
 I had not been very much impressed by the HEADS of the lawmakers at 
 Washington; meaning not their chiefs and leaders, but literally 
 their individual and personal heads, whereon their hair grew, and 
 whereby the phrenological character of each legislator was 
 expressed:  and I almost as often struck my questioner dumb with 
 indignant consternation by answering 'No, that I didn't remember 
 being at all overcome.'  As I must, at whatever hazard, repeat the 
 avowal here, I will follow it up by relating my impressions on this 
 subject in as few words as possible.
 
 In the first place - it may be from some imperfect development of 
 my organ of veneration - I do not remember having ever fainted 
 away, or having even been moved to tears of joyful pride, at sight 
 of any legislative body.  I have borne the House of Commons like a 
 man, and have yielded to no weakness, but slumber, in the House of 
 Lords.  I have seen elections for borough and county, and have 
 never been impelled (no matter which party won) to damage my hat by 
 throwing it up into the air in triumph, or to crack my voice by 
 shouting forth any reference to our Glorious Constitution, to the 
 noble purity of our independent voters, or, the unimpeachable 
 integrity of our independent members.  Having withstood such strong 
 attacks upon my fortitude, it is possible that I may be of a cold 
 and insensible temperament, amounting to iciness, in such matters; 
 and therefore my impressions of the live pillars of the Capitol at 
 Washington must be received with such grains of allowance as this 
 free confession may seem to demand.
 
 Did I see in this public body an assemblage of men, bound together 
 in the sacred names of Liberty and Freedom, and so asserting the 
 chaste dignity of those twin goddesses, in all their discussions, 
 as to exalt at once the Eternal Principles to which their names are 
 given, and their own character and the character of their 
 countrymen, in the admiring eyes of the whole world?
 
 It was but a week, since an aged, grey-haired man, a lasting honour 
 to the land that gave him birth, who has done good service to his 
 country, as his forefathers did, and who will be remembered scores 
 upon scores of years after the worms bred in its corruption, are 
 but so many grains of dust - it was but a week, since this old man 
 had stood for days upon his trial before this very body, charged 
 with having dared to assert the infamy of that traffic, which has 
 for its accursed merchandise men and women, and their unborn 
 children.  Yes.  And publicly exhibited in the same city all the 
 while; gilded, framed and glazed hung up for general admiration; 
 shown to strangers not with shame, but pride; its face not turned 
 towards the wall, itself not taken down and burned; is the 
 Unanimous Declaration of the Thirteen United States of America, 
 which solemnly declares that All Men are created Equal; and are 
 endowed by their Creator with the Inalienable Rights of Life, 
 Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness!
 
 It was not a month, since this same body had sat calmly by, and 
 heard a man, one of themselves, with oaths which beggars in their 
 drink reject, threaten to cut another's throat from ear to ear.  
 There he sat, among them; not crushed by the general feeling of the 
 assembly, but as good a man as any.
 
 There was but a week to come, and another of that body, for doing 
 his duty to those who sent him there; for claiming in a Republic 
 the Liberty and Freedom of expressing their sentiments, and making 
 known their prayer; would be tried, found guilty, and have strong 
 censure passed upon him by the rest.  His was a grave offence 
 indeed; for years before, he had risen up and said, 'A gang of male 
 and female slaves for sale, warranted to breed like cattle, linked 
 to each other by iron fetters, are passing now along the open 
 street beneath the windows of your Temple of Equality!  Look!'  But 
 there are many kinds of hunters engaged in the Pursuit of 
 Happiness, and they go variously armed.  It is the Inalienable 
 Right of some among them, to take the field after THEIR Happiness 
 equipped with cat and cartwhip, stocks, and iron collar, and to 
 shout their view halloa! (always in praise of Liberty) to the music 
 of clanking chains and bloody stripes.
 
 Where sat the many legislators of coarse threats; of words and 
 blows such as coalheavers deal upon each other, when they forget 
 their breeding?  On every side.  Every session had its anecdotes of 
 that kind, and the actors were all there.
 
 Did I recognise in this assembly, a body of men, who, applying 
 themselves in a new world to correct some of the falsehoods and 
 vices of the old, purified the avenues to Public Life, paved the 
 dirty ways to Place and Power, debated and made laws for the Common 
 Good, and had no party but their Country?
 
 I saw in them, the wheels that move the meanest perversion of 
 virtuous Political Machinery that the worst tools ever wrought.  
 Despicable trickery at elections; under-handed tamperings with 
 public officers; cowardly attacks upon opponents, with scurrilous 
 newspapers for shields, and hired pens for daggers; shameful 
 trucklings to mercenary knaves, whose claim to be considered, is, 
 that every day and week they sow new crops of ruin with their venal 
 types, which are the dragon's teeth of yore, in everything but 
 sharpness; aidings and abettings of every bad inclination in the 
 popular mind, and artful suppressions of all its good influences:  
 such things as these, and in a word, Dishonest Faction in its most 
 depraved and most unblushing form, stared out from every corner of 
 the crowded hall.
 
 Did I see among them, the intelligence and refinement:  the true, 
 honest, patriotic heart of America?  Here and there, were drops of 
 its blood and life, but they scarcely coloured the stream of 
 desperate adventurers which sets that way for profit and for pay.  
 It is the game of these men, and of their profligate organs, to 
 make the strife of politics so fierce and brutal, and so 
 destructive of all self-respect in worthy men, that sensitive and 
 delicate-minded persons shall be kept aloof, and they, and such as 
 they, be left to battle out their selfish views unchecked.  And 
 thus this lowest of all scrambling fights goes on, and they who in 
 other countries would, from their intelligence and station, most 
 aspire to make the laws, do here recoil the farthest from that 
 degradation.
 
 That there are, among the representatives of the people in both 
 Houses, and among all parties, some men of high character and great 
 abilities, I need not say.  The foremost among those politicians 
 who are known in Europe, have been already described, and I see no 
 reason to depart from the rule I have laid down for my guidance, of 
 abstaining from all mention of individuals.  It will be sufficient 
 to add, that to the most favourable accounts that have been written 
 of them, I more than fully and most heartily subscribe; and that 
 personal intercourse and free communication have bred within me, 
 not the result predicted in the very doubtful proverb, but 
 increased admiration and respect.  They are striking men to look 
 at, hard to deceive, prompt to act, lions in energy, Crichtons in 
 varied accomplishments, Indians in fire of eye and gesture, 
 Americans in strong and generous impulse; and they as well 
 represent the honour and wisdom of their country at home, as the 
 distinguished gentleman who is now its Minister at the British 
 Court sustains its highest character abroad.
 
 I visited both houses nearly every day, during my stay in 
 Washington.  On my initiatory visit to the House of 
 Representatives, they divided against a decision of the chair; but 
 the chair won.  The second time I went, the member who was 
 speaking, being interrupted by a laugh, mimicked it, as one child 
 would in quarrelling with another, and added, 'that he would make 
 honourable gentlemen opposite, sing out a little more on the other 
 side of their mouths presently.'  But interruptions are rare; the 
 speaker being usually heard in silence.  There are more quarrels 
 than with us, and more threatenings than gentlemen are accustomed 
 to exchange in any civilised society of which we have record:  but 
 farm-yard imitations have not as yet been imported from the 
 Parliament of the United Kingdom.  The feature in oratory which 
 appears to be the most practised, and most relished, is the 
 constant repetition of the same idea or shadow of an idea in fresh 
 words; and the inquiry out of doors is not, 'What did he say?' but, 
 'How long did he speak?'  These, however, are but enlargements of a 
 principle which prevails elsewhere.
 
 The Senate is a dignified and decorous body, and its proceedings 
 are conducted with much gravity and order.  Both houses are 
 handsomely carpeted; but the state to which these carpets are 
 reduced by the universal disregard of the spittoon with which every 
 honourable member is accommodated, and the extraordinary 
 improvements on the pattern which are squirted and dabbled upon it 
 in every direction, do not admit of being described.  I will merely 
 observe, that I strongly recommend all strangers not to look at the 
 floor; and if they happen to drop anything, though it be their 
 purse, not to pick it up with an ungloved hand on any account.
 
 It is somewhat remarkable too, at first, to say the least, to see 
 so many honourable members with swelled faces; and it is scarcely 
 less remarkable to discover that this appearance is caused by the 
 quantity of tobacco they contrive to stow within the hollow of the 
 cheek.  It is strange enough too, to see an honourable gentleman 
 leaning back in his tilted chair with his legs on the desk before 
 him, shaping a convenient 'plug' with his penknife, and when it is 
 quite ready for use, shooting the old one from his mouth, as from a 
 pop-gun, and clapping the new one in its place.
 
 I was surprised to observe that even steady old chewers of great 
 experience, are not always good marksmen, which has rather inclined 
 me to doubt that general proficiency with the rifle, of which we 
 have heard so much in England.  Several gentlemen called upon me 
 who, in the course of conversation, frequently missed the spittoon 
 at five paces; and one (but he was certainly short-sighted) mistook 
 the closed sash for the open window, at three.  On another 
 occasion, when I dined out, and was sitting with two ladies and 
 some gentlemen round a fire before dinner, one of the company fell 
 short of the fireplace, six distinct times.  I am disposed to 
 think, however, that this was occasioned by his not aiming at that 
 object; as there was a white marble hearth before the fender, which 
 was more convenient, and may have suited his purpose better.
 
 The Patent Office at Washington, furnishes an extraordinary example 
 of American enterprise and ingenuity; for the immense number of 
 models it contains are the accumulated inventions of only five 
 years; the whole of the previous collection having been destroyed 
 by fire.  The elegant structure in which they are arranged is one 
 of design rather than execution, for there is but one side erected 
 out of four, though the works are stopped.  The Post Office is a 
 very compact and very beautiful building.  In one of the 
 departments, among a collection of rare and curious articles, are 
 deposited the presents which have been made from time to time to 
 the American ambassadors at foreign courts by the various 
 potentates to whom they were the accredited agents of the Republic; 
 gifts which by the law they are not permitted to retain.  I confess 
 that I looked upon this as a very painful exhibition, and one by no 
 means flattering to the national standard of honesty and honour.  
 That can scarcely be a high state of moral feeling which imagines a 
 gentleman of repute and station, likely to be corrupted, in the 
 discharge of his duty, by the present of a snuff-box, or a richly-
 mounted sword, or an Eastern shawl; and surely the Nation who 
 reposes confidence in her appointed servants, is likely to be 
 better served, than she who makes them the subject of such very 
 mean and paltry suspicions.
 
 At George Town, in the suburbs, there is a Jesuit College; 
 delightfully situated, and, so far as I had an opportunity of 
 seeing, well managed.  Many persons who are not members of the 
 Romish Church, avail themselves, I believe, of these institutions, 
 and of the advantageous opportunities they afford for the education 
 of their children.  The heights of this neighbourhood, above the 
 Potomac River, are very picturesque:  and are free, I should 
 conceive, from some of the insalubrities of Washington.  The air, 
 at that elevation, was quite cool and refreshing, when in the city 
 it was burning hot.
 
 The President's mansion is more like an English club-house, both 
 within and without, than any other kind of establishment with which 
 I can compare it.  The ornamental ground about it has been laid out 
 in garden walks; they are pretty, and agreeable to the eye; though 
 they have that uncomfortable air of having been made yesterday, 
 which is far from favourable to the display of such beauties.
 
 My first visit to this house was on the morning after my arrival, 
 when I was carried thither by an official gentleman, who was so 
 kind as to charge himself with my presentation to the President.
 
 We entered a large hall, and having twice or thrice rung a bell 
 which nobody answered, walked without further ceremony through the 
 rooms on the ground floor, as divers other gentlemen (mostly with 
 their hats on, and their hands in their pockets) were doing very 
 leisurely.  Some of these had ladies with them, to whom they were 
 showing the premises; others were lounging on the chairs and sofas; 
 others, in a perfect state of exhaustion from listlessness, were 
 yawning drearily.  The greater portion of this assemblage were 
 rather asserting their supremacy than doing anything else, as they 
 had no particular business there, that anybody knew of.  A few were 
 closely eyeing the movables, as if to make quite sure that the 
 President (who was far from popular) had not made away with any of 
 the furniture, or sold the fixtures for his private benefit.
 
 After glancing at these loungers; who were scattered over a pretty 
 drawing-room, opening upon a terrace which commanded a beautiful 
 prospect of the river and the adjacent country; and who were 
 sauntering, too, about a larger state-room called the Eastern 
 Drawing-room; we went up-stairs into another chamber, where were 
 certain visitors, waiting for audiences.  At sight of my conductor, 
 a black in plain clothes and yellow slippers who was gliding 
 noiselessly about, and whispering messages in the ears of the more 
 impatient, made a sign of recognition, and glided off to announce 
 him.
 
 We had previously looked into another chamber fitted all round with 
 a great, bare, wooden desk or counter, whereon lay files of 
 newspapers, to which sundry gentlemen were referring.  But there 
 were no such means of beguiling the time in this apartment, which 
 was as unpromising and tiresome as any waiting-room in one of our 
 public establishments, or any physician's dining-room during his 
 hours of consultation at home.
 
 There were some fifteen or twenty persons in the room.  One, a 
 tall, wiry, muscular old man, from the west; sunburnt and swarthy; 
 with a brown white hat on his knees, and a giant umbrella resting 
 between his legs; who sat bolt upright in his chair, frowning 
 steadily at the carpet, and twitching the hard lines about his 
 mouth, as if he had made up his mind 'to fix' the President on what 
 he had to say, and wouldn't bate him a grain.  Another, a Kentucky 
 farmer, six-feet-six in height, with his hat on, and his hands 
 under his coat-tails, who leaned against the wall and kicked the 
 floor with his heel, as though he had Time's head under his shoe, 
 and were literally 'killing' him.  A third, an oval-faced, bilious-
 looking man, with sleek black hair cropped close, and whiskers and 
 beard shaved down to blue dots, who sucked the head of a thick 
 stick, and from time to time took it out of his mouth, to see how 
 it was getting on.  A fourth did nothing but whistle.  A fifth did 
 nothing but spit.  And indeed all these gentlemen were so very 
 persevering and energetic in this latter particular, and bestowed 
 their favours so abundantly upon the carpet, that I take it for 
 granted the Presidential housemaids have high wages, or, to speak 
 more genteelly, an ample amount of 'compensation:' which is the 
 American word for salary, in the case of all public servants.
 
 We had not waited in this room many minutes, before the black 
 messenger returned, and conducted us into another of smaller 
 dimensions, where, at a business-like table covered with papers, 
 sat the President himself.  He looked somewhat worn and anxious, 
 and well he might; being at war with everybody - but the expression 
 of his face was mild and pleasant, and his manner was remarkably 
 unaffected, gentlemanly, and agreeable.  I thought that in his 
 whole carriage and demeanour, he became his station singularly 
 well.
 
 Being advised that the sensible etiquette of the republican court 
 admitted of a traveller, like myself, declining, without any 
 impropriety, an invitation to dinner, which did not reach me until 
 I had concluded my arrangements for leaving Washington some days 
 before that to which it referred, I only returned to this house 
 once.  It was on the occasion of one of those general assemblies 
 which are held on certain nights, between the hours of nine and 
 twelve o'clock, and are called, rather oddly, Levees.
 
 I went, with my wife, at about ten.  There was a pretty dense crowd 
 of carriages and people in the court-yard, and so far as I could 
 make out, there were no very clear regulations for the taking up or 
 setting down of company.  There were certainly no policemen to 
 soothe startled horses, either by sawing at their bridles or 
 flourishing truncheons in their eyes; and I am ready to make oath 
 that no inoffensive persons were knocked violently on the head, or 
 poked acutely in their backs or stomachs; or brought to a 
 standstill by any such gentle means, and then taken into custody 
 for not moving on.  But there was no confusion or disorder.  Our 
 carriage reached the porch in its turn, without any blustering, 
 swearing, shouting, backing, or other disturbance:  and we 
 dismounted with as much ease and comfort as though we had been 
 escorted by the whole Metropolitan Force from A to Z inclusive.
 
 The suite of rooms on the ground-floor were lighted up, and a 
 military band was playing in the hall.  In the smaller drawing-
 room, the centre of a circle of company, were the President and his 
 daughter-in-law, who acted as the lady of the mansion; and a very 
 interesting, graceful, and accomplished lady too.  One gentleman 
 who stood among this group, appeared to take upon himself the 
 functions of a master of the ceremonies.  I saw no other officers 
 or attendants, and none were needed.
 
 The great drawing-room, which I have already mentioned, and the 
 other chambers on the ground-floor, were crowded to excess.  The 
 company was not, in our sense of the term, select, for it 
 comprehended persons of very many grades and classes; nor was there 
 any great display of costly attire:  indeed, some of the costumes 
 may have been, for aught I know, grotesque enough.  But the decorum 
 and propriety of behaviour which prevailed, were unbroken by any 
 rude or disagreeable incident; and every man, even among the 
 miscellaneous crowd in the hall who were admitted without any 
 orders or tickets to look on, appeared to feel that he was a part 
 of the Institution, and was responsible for its preserving a 
 becoming character, and appearing to the best advantage.
 
 That these visitors, too, whatever their station, were not without 
 some refinement of taste and appreciation of intellectual gifts, 
 and gratitude to those men who, by the peaceful exercise of great 
 abilities, shed new charms and associations upon the homes of their 
 countrymen, and elevate their character in other lands, was most 
 earnestly testified by their reception of Washington Irving, my 
 dear friend, who had recently been appointed Minister at the court 
 of Spain, and who was among them that night, in his new character, 
 for the first and last time before going abroad.  I sincerely 
 believe that in all the madness of American politics, few public 
 men would have been so earnestly, devotedly, and affectionately 
 caressed, as this most charming writer:  and I have seldom 
 respected a public assembly more, than I did this eager throng, 
 when I saw them turning with one mind from noisy orators and 
 officers of state, and flocking with a generous and honest impulse 
 round the man of quiet pursuits:  proud in his promotion as 
 reflecting back upon their country:  and grateful to him with their 
 whole hearts for the store of graceful fancies he had poured out 
 among them.  Long may he dispense such treasures with unsparing 
 hand; and long may they remember him as worthily!
 
 * * * * * *
 
 The term we had assigned for the duration of our stay in Washington 
 was now at an end, and we were to begin to travel; for the railroad 
 distances we had traversed yet, in journeying among these older 
 towns, are on that great continent looked upon as nothing.
 
 I had at first intended going South - to Charleston.  But when I 
 came to consider the length of time which this journey would 
 occupy, and the premature heat of the season, which even at 
 Washington had been often very trying; and weighed moreover, in my 
 own mind, the pain of living in the constant contemplation of 
 slavery, against the more than doubtful chances of my ever seeing 
 it, in the time I had to spare, stripped of the disguises in which 
 it would certainly be dressed, and so adding any item to the host 
 of facts already heaped together on the subject; I began to listen 
 to old whisperings which had often been present to me at home in 
 England, when I little thought of ever being here; and to dream 
 again of cities growing up, like palaces in fairy tales, among the 
 wilds and forests of the west.
 
 The advice I received in most quarters when I began to yield to my 
 desire of travelling towards that point of the compass was, 
 according to custom, sufficiently cheerless:  my companion being 
 threatened with more perils, dangers, and discomforts, than I can 
 remember or would catalogue if I could; but of which it will be 
 sufficient to remark that blowings-up in steamboats and breakings-
 down in coaches were among the least.  But, having a western route 
 sketched out for me by the best and kindest authority to which I 
 could have resorted, and putting no great faith in these 
 discouragements, I soon determined on my plan of action.
 
 This was to travel south, only to Richmond in Virginia; and then to 
 turn, and shape our course for the Far West; whither I beseech the 
 reader's company, in a new chapter.
 
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